dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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