Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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