Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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