I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
