I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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