I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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