You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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