Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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