Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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