so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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