Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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