i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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