she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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