Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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