Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
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Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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