do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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