Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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