He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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