can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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