I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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