You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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