I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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