Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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