Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
His nipple licking is glorious
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