38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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