Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
vagina is talking i cant
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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