I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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