im drinking this country out of the recession.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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