Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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