turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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