Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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