He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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