dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
