There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
organizing the empties. That sober.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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