If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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