well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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