the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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