You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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