Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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