and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
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i've created a new STD.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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