Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
this just has baby written all over it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
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He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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