I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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