love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
The struggles of a small town man whore
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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