no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i think i have two assholes
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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