I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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