help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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