who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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