Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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