I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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