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what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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