we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
