his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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