yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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