THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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