Walk of Shame. In a state park.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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