Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(502): View more from Kentucky

im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.

(773): View more from Illinois

Stop texting me, I'm right here.

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(432): View more from Texas

TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself

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(860): View more from Connecticut

it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once

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(248): View more from Michigan

Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.

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(760): View more from California

She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder

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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?

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(713): View more from Texas

It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.

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