Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.