He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..