You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...