I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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