I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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