was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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