and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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